Dear Tony Bourdain .....

and Ted Nugent,

You are both hereby directed to attempt an airborne indecent assault at a perambulating, perforated pastry.

After checking out the video link Rachel had posted here I have deleted your show from my DVR list and will be informing Travel Channel and the advertisers of your show why I will no longer be watching it.

If I had any Ted Nugent records I would be sending them back to him in tiny pieces after using them for target practice with my various firearms.

I knew Ted had gone round the bend a while ago, but I hadn't realized he was so far gone. I knew you were an asshole, but hadn't realized you were a hate filled waste of DNA. You both are.

I used to like you in spite of your assholeness, you were entertaining and had the occasional deep thought that made people think when dealing with other cultures. I loved watching your show and seeing the sights, sounds and foods of other countries.

I just hadn't realized you were hiding such hate for fat folk. Makes me wonder what you really where thinking when you did shows with fat cooking celebs. I guess you are a good actor because it really looked like you actually LIKED the people you were talking to. I guess when you were done you took a shower and disinfected yourself immediately after to avoid getting fat cooties.

I guess the changes in your personality after your experience in Beirut were only skin deep. If there were any changes.

no love left,
Jean C